cabare dance

A boy goes to see a cabare dance.
His mom gets angry & asks him, Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to
see?

Boy: Yes, I saw dad

I'm only a visitor here

A US tourist visited an Indian Yogi. He was astonished to see that the Yogi's home was a simple room. The only furniture was a mat and a kerosene lamp.

Tourist :"Yogi ji, where's your furniture?"

Yogi : "Where is yours?"

Tourist : "Mine? But I'm only a visitor here."

Yogi : "So am I !!"

Cellphone Etiquette

Cellphone Etiquette

After a tiring day, a young lady settled down in her local train seat and closed her eyes.

As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her, pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice

"Hi Sweetheart, its Vinod, I'm on the Train"
"Yes, I know it's Six thirty and not four thirty, but I had A Long Meeting"
"No, honey, I was not with the preety from the Accounts Office, I was with the Boss attending the meet"
"No Sweetheart,
You're the only one in My life"
"Yes, I'm sure dear".

Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly. When the Young Woman sitting next to him had enough, she leaned over and said into the phone,
"Vinod darling, hang up the phone and come back to bed."

Now, Vinod is in hospital and doesn't use his cell phone in Public Any Longer.

Husband forgets wife birthday

Wife (angrily) - I don't believe this...
You forgot my birthday again??

How can you do this...

Husband - how can you expect me to remember your birthday when u never look older...

Wife (clear her throat and smile)
........jaanu Sacchi
☺☺

Husband in his mind

(sahi time pe dialogue aa gya beta...warna khatam tha tu aaj)....