Tuesday 20 October 2015

Surround Sound System?

What is the definition of Surround Sound System?

Wife in the front seat of the car and her mother in the rear seat.

Thursday 1 October 2015

GOD asked Punjabi 

Prize Winning Message of the year

GOD asked Punjabi  : "Now you are old so u have to  choose either Parkinsons disease (haath kaapna) or Alzheimers (yaadaast khona) ? "

Punjabi chose Parkinsons & said : "Its better to spill half glass of Whisky..than to forget where the bottles are kept"