Tuesday, 20 October 2015

Surround Sound System?

What is the definition of Surround Sound System?

Wife in the front seat of the car and her mother in the rear seat.

Thursday, 1 October 2015

GOD asked Punjabi 

Prize Winning Message of the year

GOD asked Punjabi  : "Now you are old so u have to  choose either Parkinsons disease (haath kaapna) or Alzheimers (yaadaast khona) ? "

Punjabi chose Parkinsons & said : "Its better to spill half glass of Whisky..than to forget where the bottles are kept"