Thursday 2 April 2015

Child speaks

In a Nursery School Canteen...
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There's a basket of apples with a notice written over it :-

"Do not take more than one, God is watching"

On the other counter there's a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
"Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples"...
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NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today's Generation..!.!

KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad...?
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DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white…

KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white…

Moral :- Don’t be over smart...

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Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head...?
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Mummy : Because he speak only truth...

Child : Now I understud why ladies have long hair...
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