MOTIVATING

What do you call a bee that comes from America?
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USB

No claps please!

What do you call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day?
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Jaswanti (Just 1 tea)!

One More ☝

Why don't people clap in Afghanistan?
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Because of 'Tali-ban'!

Acha ek or ☝

What will you call "Burj Khalifa" after 80 years?

Bujurg Khalifa!

Acha bas ek or ☝

How do you ask your 'Massi' to take a dip in water?

Diplomacy!
(Dip-lo-massi)

Ye wala last ☝

How do you say "she is calling a cab" in one word?
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Vocabulary!
(vo-cab-bula-ry)

Ye wala ek dum last☝

Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth?

Umar Gul..

Bonus One
What you call a fat girl waiting at the Bus Stop. Simple its - MOTIVATING.