USB

What do you call a bee that comes from America?

USB

No claps please!

What do you call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day?

Jaswanti

One More ☝

Why don't people clap in Afghanistan?

Because of 'Tali-ban'!

Acha ek or ☝

What will you call "Burj Khalifa" after 80 years?

Bujurg Khalifa!

Acha bas ek or ☝

How do you ask your 'Maasi' to take a dip in water?

Diplomacy!

Ye wala last ☝

How do you say "she is calling a cab" in one word?

Vocabulary!

Ye wala ek dum last☝

Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth?

Umar Gul..

Bonus One

What you call a fat girl waiting at the Bus Stop.

Simple its - MOTIVATING.